RudeSheep + ( Get audit )

( Reddit ) + ( YouTube ) + ( Long-form ) ( ChatGPT ) + ( Gemini ) + ( Perplexity )

+ ( RudeSheep gets DTC brands cited in ChatGPT, Gemini and Perplexity — before your competitors get there ) +

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( We write it, publish it at scale, and track every citation it earns you )

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What

RudeSheep

Does

( The road to AI visibility ) ( For DTC brands )

Your product is good.
Your AI visibility is zero.

The gap

( Same question, six months apart )
( Today ) ( 0 citations )

“Best hoop earrings under $200”

  • Competitor A
  • Competitor B
  • Competitor C
  • A marketplace listing
  • A magazine round-up

Five recommendations. None of them you. Your customer never sees the brand, and no amount of paid spend puts you in that answer.

( Month 6 ) ( Cited )

“Best hoop earrings under $200”

  • Competitor A
  • Your brand — cited
  • Competitor B
  • Competitor C
  • A magazine round-up

The model is quoting a Reddit thread, a YouTube review and a long-form post — all of which we wrote, published and tracked.

What lands
in your inbox

( Monthly intelligence )

Every month you get one report and one call. Not a dashboard login you never open — a read on where you rank, what moved it, and what we are changing next.

01CitationsHow often each engine quotes you
02Share of voiceYou against named competitors
03SERP positionWhere the content itself ranks
04Organic trafficWhat discovery is actually worth

Citations

( Last 30 days )

( Example engagement — replace with client data )

Six months in

( Example engagement — not a guarantee )
0

AI citations

Across ChatGPT, Gemini and Perplexity, from zero at kickoff.

0

Share of voice

Of every answer returned for the brand’s core category questions.

0

Organic traffic

Compounding month over month, with no additional ad spend.

How it plays out

( Months 1 to 6 )
Months 1–3

Foundation

Audit, competitive map, then production starts. Reddit presence built properly, YouTube channel stood up, first long-form posts live.

Months 4–6

Traction

Citations start appearing in answers. Content ranks, backlinks accumulate, and organic traffic climbs off a real base.

Month 6+

Compounding

Every asset keeps earning. One piece of content returns traffic, citations and authority at once — and it does not stop when you stop paying for ads.

Write. Publish.
Track. Optimise.

( One team, three roles )

01

Writers

Reddit threads, YouTube scripts and 2–4K-word posts written to be found and cited by language models — not to hit a word count.

  • ( Reddit threads )
  • ( YouTube scripts )
  • ( Long-form, citation-ready )

02

Publishers

18+ community posts and 4+ videos a month, distributed and managed by us. You approve; you run none of it.

  • ( Community engagement )
  • ( Channel operations )
  • ( Syndication & backlinks )

03

Intelligence

Citation counts, share of voice against named competitors, SERP position — reported monthly with what we change next.

  • ( Citation tracking )
  • ( Competitive share of voice )
  • ( Monthly optimisation )

Not a consultancy. Not a content mill. Not a dashboard.

What it costs

( Invoiced — no self-serve checkout )

( Start here )

$3–5K

One-time audit. Where you stand in every major engine, which competitors own your category, and what the gap is worth closing. If it isn’t worth closing, we tell you that.

  • ( Visibility baseline )
  • ( Competitive map )
  • ( 90-day plan )

( Then )

$8–15K /mo

Full-stack retainer. Writers, publishers and intelligence on your account every month. Scope sets the number; six months is the honest minimum to see it work.

  • ( Content production )
  • ( Distribution at scale )
  • ( Monthly reporting )

Find out
where you rank

( Send us your domain and category. We come back with the answer engines’ version of your brand — and what it would take to change it )

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